[Updates]

This page is no longer updated. Technically, it hasn't been updated since 14 September 2004, but I never did add the last story I wrote, so I'm doing that today, 24 April 2009. This is also its new home, and should stay here for a while, I hope. I hate when things vanish. -- Rhys

Thanks to Donna for hosting me at www.dirtystory.net.

Disclaimer: Not the slightest bit real. No harm intended. I'm actually a fan, man. This is done solely out of love. Don't read if you don't think you can dig it. Dig it?